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About Me Member Deviously Deviant jollymetalbastardMale/Australia Recent Activity
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  • Mood: Apprehensive
  • Listening to: Annihilation of the Wicked - Nile
  • Reading: it doesnt fucking matter
  • Watching: neither does this
  • Playing: Annihilation of the Wicked - Nile
  • Eating: I mean what the fuck
  • Drinking: you fucking police, fuck off
How in shit's name do you use a hand that isnt connected to your body to pull and a magnifying glass out of your anus.  Impossible, I hear you saying.  Hah.  Well I have news for you.  Its a way of showing apprehension.  But it only works if your right eye is lazy.  These smilies suck.  They didnt have one for the flu.  Which is my mood.  The flu.  And then, after updating my deviant art thing with more godly art and just wanting to give a journal.  You know.  Nothing suspicious.  Just wanna update my journal.  Let people know how Im doing.  I cant do this without giving a whole heap of fucking useless information.  What am I drinking?  Honestly do you care.  I sure as hell dont and Im drinking it.  What am I eating?  I mean just fuck off.  Fuck off.  It doesnt matter.  I have the flu.  What Im reading wont make it go away.  What Im watching wont ether.  None of you care.  Youll just skip it.  Or chuckle to yourselves about 'crazy samuel' putting down cow spleen.   Nothing that's going to have a profound impact on anyone.  Just a minute or so out of my life, filling it out, and yours, reading the useless shit that's filled out there.  Nile slay.  Nile > you.

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Devious Info

  • Current Residence: Caravan
  • Interests: Metal. Making love. Eating the flesh of my fallen enemies
  • Favourite movie: vaccuming completely nude in paradise
  • Favourite band or musician: Devin Townsend
  • Favourite genre of music: metal, the sound of birds chirping, the sound of silence, the sound of oranges
  • Favourite artist: Mark Ryden
  • Favourite poet or writer: Charles Bukowski
  • Favourite photographer: anyone photographing me naked
  • Favourite style of art: avant garde snot
  • Operating System: super awesome better than yours rocket tron 30000
  • MP3 player of choice: two stones, and a fat chello player
  • Shell of choice: periwinkles
  • Wallpaper of choice: animal faeces
  • Skin of choice: dead peoples makes good duvets
  • Favourite game: Hunting the disabled
  • Favourite gaming platform: On cliffs
  • Favourite cartoon character: They are all mentally handicapped apart from Roger Ramjet. He is a real man
  • Personal Quote: I met a bird that Came From Hell He iss little green He is very well He likes to playHe likesthemilk
  • Tools of the Trade: Guitar. My bulging genitals

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:icone1ande2:
Saaaammycakes !! =D !! I'm bored. Eat blue cheese.

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:icone1ande2:
Im coming home Im coming home Im coming home Im coming home Im coming home Im coming home Im coming home Im coming home Im coming home Im coming home im comign home Im coming home Im coming home Im coming home Im coming home Im coming home Im coming home Im coming home Im coming home Im coming home !!! Yay !!! Woo !!! Not that Im gonna see you anytime soon, but still, YAY !! Heh. Get better !

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:iconmr-blinks:
Yo fucker... I'm mr blinks I.. err... blink(s) yeah, Kelpmaster is back from the dead. Let's show this site who's boss... with a pair of pliers and a blowtorch
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:iconjollymetalbastard:
and of course a dozen angry niggers.

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:icone1ande2:
meticulous invagination ... if i dedicated blood sweat and tears day after day for hours at a time, undisturbed, no breaks. pure concentration on this song and this song only, lived by the drumkit, every waking minute of every day spent on it, i may be able to , definitely would take a fair while. you have to remember i havent played since October last year and a little bit in the holidays. BUT. i reckon i can still play (duh) but this song'd be a challenge i reckon. only by ear tho, i havent looked at tabs yet :shakefish: i find that so amusing. small-minded =s

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:icone1ande2:
and to be honest, that sounds like fun. like a hermit who does nothing but play, id be a drummer who does nothing but drum. could get boring though. but , who gives a flying fuck anyway

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:icone1ande2:
IF i can find the fucking tabs.

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